Ha ha. School.

Yes, boys and girls, it's that time of year again. A time when the air reaks of fresh paper and pencil shavings; A time when the ear is constantly caressed by the sweet sound of whiny children being shoved into minivans to go clothes-shopping; A time when students everywhere rediscover that famous four-hours-of-sleep hangover. Tomorrow morning, young people everywhere will be jolted from sleep by the buzz of alarm clocks and ridiculously cheerful mothers singing, "Get up! It's the first day of school!"

And I'll be sleeping in.

Ha ha!