The Damsel and the Dragon

Today
I can't help but think
that
if ever a knight comes to rescue me
he'll be in for quite a shock.

He'll be expecting the usual:
damsel
stuck in a tower,
guarded by an evil dragon.
And he'll be
partially
right.

But
what he won't know
is that

I
am
the damsel
AND
the dragon.

And possibly the tower, too.